“And this means what in the language of cats?”“It means: 'Say that He is Allah, the One'”. Hurairah translated. “The only what?” Asad asked in amazement. “The only cat?” Hurairah giggled at the idea that Allah might be a cat. He didn't think Allah was a cat, but it would be a wonderful thing. "No, Allah is not a cat, Asad." Hurairah responded by shaking her head. “The Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) taught the visitors that Allah is not a human being or an object that humans can make.” “It is nothing on Earth or in the Sky and cannot be seen with our eyes or with any machine a human being can build.” “But, but, but,” Asad objected excitedly, “Human beings are not like cats, born well-behaved and respectful of Allah.” “You are right, Asad, humans are different from creatures like us, Allah has made a unique plan for them.” “I think Allah created humans to pet and feed cats.” Asad